A sometimes reliable source informs me that a former Friday Boy was shopping with his wife at a major musical retail outlet in central Newcastle today. The balding ex-FB was seen loitering beside the music DVD section for some time before plucking up the courage to purchase ROBBIE WILLIAMS IN CONCERT. Glad to see he's still at the cutting edge of today's music scene. My informant, who had been stalking the couple for three hours, is aware of our old boy's previous. And just before leaving the store history almost repeated itself. My man reached out to pluck our ex-fella's arse.
Sadly, just before the point of impact, he withdrew.
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No-one can ever be an ex-FNB. We're branded for life.
ReplyDeleteWhy would you need courage to buy a Robbie Williams DVD?
ReplyDeleteThis stalker sounds like he has a shallow life.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't we let it lie? It was a long time ago and I've moved on.
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