Two old soaks walking down the path of life. Or are they just looking for a pub in Corbridge? Or is that the same thing and have they found their version of paradise? Or does that involve naked people playing volleyball? Answers on my desk by 9 a.m. Monday in 25 dirty words or less. Teacher's decision is final.
Wednesday, 21 July 2010
The Path of Life
Two old soaks walking down the path of life. Or are they just looking for a pub in Corbridge? Or is that the same thing and have they found their version of paradise? Or does that involve naked people playing volleyball? Answers on my desk by 9 a.m. Monday in 25 dirty words or less. Teacher's decision is final.
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By the end of the evening the old soaks were indeed playing naked volleyball in Corbridge Market Square, cheered on by the just-wed Sol Campbell, tennis legend and ex-BNP supporter Buster Mottram, with an over-amorous Tony Slattery looking on. You had to be there.
ReplyDeleteI hope you averted your eyes.
ReplyDeleteThe path of life certainly does include the alehouses of Corbridge. The elixir of life, otherwise known as Timothy Taylor's Landlord, kept the boys refreshed.
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Not dirty enough. You need to redraft this while paying attention to the success criteria.
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