THE Friday Boys are a disparate group of men spread across Tyneside who meet once a week - 'always on a Friday' - to talk about the arts, raise a glass to recently departed heroes and villains and, at the evening's end, down a whisky or two. The FBs have only one golden rule - talk of the working week is strictly off-limit.
Our host plays the innocent abroad. 
But now he hides his shame. If Inspector Knacker is watching it was 'im what done it gov'ner. It can be revealed that once more the words "McConkey's Arse" have been left in a public place. Not a urinal this time thank goodness. The boy needs treatment for MCA synrome - and fast.
Most men's mid-life crises involve women, drink and fast cars. He's always done the first two and he can't drive, so cut the lad a little slack. He might be the new Banksy, you never know...
ReplyDelete... More like the new Rolf Harris.
ReplyDeleteDid you hear the Rolf elements in the last Scoundrels album too? So did I.
ReplyDeleteNext Scoundrels album title:
ReplyDeleteTwo Little Boys...