COUSIN JIM SAVES JACKO'S ASS

REUTERS: Negotiations have been launched to fill the now vacant Michael Jackson gigs at the 02 Arena in London, starting next month. Jim Henderson - aka Cousin Jim - is to perform a selection of his legendary monologues live on stage. They will include 'The Bishop's Story', McConkey's Jacket' and 'The Deer Story'.As a concession to the Jackson legend, Jim has agreed to wear a white glove on his left hand when delivering the comic masterpieces. Tony Slattery will be the support.In the unlikely event of fans wanting a refund, please call Peter Yare on 0191 4286734.Jackson has cancelled the concerts, citing death as an excuse.